Sometimes I like to reflect on the darkness. Not, not the crappy glam rock band. And no, not Blackle, the “energy saving” alternative to Google. But I mean the fact that I am currently surrounded by church-trashing Satanists:
An intruder did more than torch the pulpit and scorch the sanctuary ceiling at Woodland Baptist Church last week. He scattered frozen treats, pickles and popcorn kernels, left a trail of syrup, stole a VCR and a DVD player and gutted a beanbag chair.
The intruder also left a red-letter message on a wall in the room where children learn scriptural lessons on Sundays.
“Teach children to worship Satan,” the message states, an upside-down pentagram alongside it.
Nooooo!
Someone must put a stop to these debbil-worshipers. We need to be aware that they may well raise free speech arguments to promote their pitchfork loving hedonism (if not their trespassing and vandalism), but we all know that our Attorney General is too busy keeping sex toys out of the grubby fists of Alabama’s residents (while recording post-mortem jams with the Man in Black) to give these folks what they deserve.
Is it all darkness and inept government lawyers? No! Soon, pitchers and catchers will report! What is old will be made new again! And while 2007 was the worst year in Iraq yet, nobody really cares! It’s a New Day In America!
