Say what you will about the Massholes, they are getting one right here. Whether you hate them because of out-of-date insults or because of their native traditions of finely-crated hair helmets, this federal petition helps to further expose the inept bumbling and utterly inexcusable death of the Environmental Protection Agency. The Washington Post may say that the EPA is “punting” on important matters like global warming, but they are punting in the sense of B.J. Sander, one of the worst punters in the history of the NFL. This leads to results like Conan the Barbarian fighting the EPA (and his own state GOP buddies) to try to get some tailpipe emission regulations. Terrible.
How about Alabama’s environmental protection agency? Don’t even ask. More on ADEM here.